May 2013
“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...”
–
When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.
It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry...
hippyjamfest:
“I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first”
I JUST WANT IT TO BE PROM(S) ALREADY
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“As I ate the oysters with their strong taste of the sea and their faint metallic...”
– Ernest Hemingway, A Moveable Feast
Marlen Oliva has done more nice shit for me in the year we’ve been general acquaintances than anyone else has in my whole life.
That’s my girl.
mom: are you on drugs?
me: 私は今の薬です
craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
dontwinfriendswithsalad:
can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours
I love thunder and having my life back under control and these shoes I just bought and Ellen Page on the Daily Show and the voicemail Patrick’s little brother left me.
Life is cool again.
nevertender:
I never want to be not drunk ever again
“Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75”
– Benjamin Franklin (via r-a-q-u-e-l)
Anonymous asked: topless tuesday?
bitcorn:
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
meladoodle:
sext: why aren’t you responding to me haha
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
“An entire sea of water can’t sink a ship unless it gets inside the ship....”
– Goi Nasu (via r-a-q-u-e-l)
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“Sweetheart I’ve been frightfully busy but you know I have thought of you every...”
– Scott Fitzgerald to Zelda Fitzgerald, March 1919
hentaiviewer666:
dude: why do u wear so much black??
me: thanks
coneyisland-:
should i die yes or yes
Yesterday I listened to The Doors all day by circumstance and today Ray Manzarek died. It’s the end of an era for me, man. They were so hugely important to me for years. I’m sad about this.
